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I mean it provided AT MOST 2 minutes of gameplay and IT TOOK FOREVER TO LOAD. Next time make something how you say... better would be my only way to "constructivly" suggest something to this.
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Great review, there. It has helped me with all my problems.
Seriously, write a fucking proper review, you daft cunt. It's not a problem that you're giving it a 0, just say what needs to be better and how I could improve on it instead of acting like a total ass-wipe in your review and acting like you know tonnes more which I doubt you fucking well do.
If you know what you'd like to see in this game, why not fucking share it with me - that's what a good review does. Seriously, if you can't even specifically say what needs improving without acting like a high and mighty fuck, then don't fucking write a fucking review.
This review is shitty and I hope it is deleted by a review mod.
Edit: About the filesize. I'm sure one day that I'll go through this game again and fix it up here and there and I'll try to work really hard on compressing this flash file down to at least 5MB or something so viewers don't have to wait so long.
If you're stressed about the file size, you still didn't need to bring it all out in your review. Seriously, keep fucking calm and then your review wouldn't be considered as completely abusive.
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I give you a two just because of the falling down pitholes even if you don't actually fall down. I mean it's one of those major bugs that completely F$*ks up a game. Fix that and maybe you have a 8/10.
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I don´t get your point. The collision with the ground etc. works perfectly for me.
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Know this that i give you a 5/10 ONLY because of the artwork and story. The gameplay was.... atrocious and you're biology is a little off. Like i said i loved the artwork and story but I really did not like the gameplay. I finished the game only because i kept telling myself, "Oh, It'll get better hopefully." Looks like i was wrong.
P.S. Fix the start screen atleast because people have been complaining and it took me around 3-5 minutes to figure out that it was the game not my computer.
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I give it a 4/10 because the controls are HORRIBLE ( you should change them in the near future )!!!!!!!! Another thing you should look into making different would be the way when asteriods come in they shouldn't JUST move the reflectors and other things they should move the satilites too because it just doesn't make any sense for them not to.
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That was amazingly funny man you should keep making more flashes! Like some people have said i didn't like the bubble much, but it did add a sort of relief to tension. Overall i'd say you have a 5/5 10/10!
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I give it a 4/5 and 8/10 mostly because of the many many rainbows. But it was good.
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I mean... Jesus man... that was superb. Your career is set it xD.
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i give it a 4 because the way the computer was animated wasn't that great. You could have done much better.
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Like previous reviews it seemed a little off but the animation was superb. You nailed almost everything in that flash and it truly deserves to be praised.
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I love claymations and i always understand how much effort it takes to put together one, but jesus christ man that was one of the best, if not THE BEST one i've ever seen in my life. I tried making one myself but...... umm i quit like into the first 5 seconds of real animation time. It is extremely time consuming and requires talent. I respect you for that. Keep sending in good animations like this one!
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